In total :

8 ebay  HPTs (since Monday)

2 Good HPTs (yesterday)

2 Average HPTs (today)

ALL BFNs (I am only 7 dpo!!!)  

You are SO funny!!  You sound a lot like me in the 2ww...LOL

In the pharmacy, DD2 said 'mummy we're not going to buy another pregnancy test are we..?!'

Once again (this happened last month in another pharmacy) the woman wanted to make abosultely sure that AF was late before selling me the blasted things!!  What's wrong with these people - don't they ever want to make any money?

(I lied of course..!) 

LOL...well, the month I got pg I wasn't sure what was going on so I need a "good" pg test to confirm wether or not I was pg.  I was walking through the grocery store with all 3 kids.  We were there a total of 10 minutes max and in that time, my dd pushed a display of muffins off the table.  My boys were screaming at each other and begging me for candy (as if they needed the sugar) and we went super early in the morning when only the "quite" people shop.  So of course all eyes are on me and then I have to pick up a pg test.  People were looking at me like "good Lord...she doesn't need anymore kids"....LOL...

And then if that wasn't bad enough, my older son decided to tell the cashier that "mommy need to take a test to see if a baby was in her tummy"....ugh...I was so embarrassed....

OMG Girl you are so funny! thanks for that.

AF due today and she is still a now show... for now.

I still have 2 more tests out of the 5 and I didn't test this morning I can't believe I didn't!

So either

a.- I wait until tomorrow is AF is still MIA

b.- Test later this afternoon

c.- AF gets here and don't test

 IMO you should.....

TEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Okay Alice you are seriously one of the funniest people I have ever met!  I about peed my pants laughing when I saw your picture!! 

You HAD to say something huh?

Well lets just say that I have ONE test left

yeah yeah BFN and the F doesnt stand for Fat this time

alice17, you are too funny! I love reading your posts. You are always so positive and optimistic.

  I think you forgot one in the trash

Ha-ha!  That is so funny!   I'll post mine in a couple of weeks!

LOL Alice and JoJo......hahahahhahahhahahahahhahhaa

Okay Jojo, I have one up on you!!

I was in the grocery store, stopped at the pharmacy to get my Clomid prescription filled. In the span of the 30 seconds it took to pass the paper and answer a quick question or two I literally hear a rumbling noise (think landslide a commin) and down comes a pyramid display of something in boxes. I think it was that cold and flu powder you mix in hot water? Ya, I pretty much went red faced, apologized and ran with two boys in tow. Did our shopping (barely) and came back for the prescription. Can someone tell me WHY it takes 20 minutes to put 5 little pills in a bottle and label it?!? W H Y ! ? ! ? Anyhoo, so we're standing at the pharmacy counter and my boys are now TOTALLY wild and out of control and I'm using every fiber of my being not to snap! By the end I had one by the ear, one sitting on the floor screaming and the pharmacist looks at me as she hands me my little baggy and asks "Are you sure you want these? They don't expire for quite a while so you can take some time to think about it" end quote. I almost died of embarassment! I felt like the Mother of Satan himself!

Horsey Mom:

Okay Jojo, I have one up on you!!

I was in the grocery store, stopped at the pharmacy to get my Clomid prescription filled. In the span of the 30 seconds it took to pass the paper and answer a quick question or two I literally hear a rumbling noise (think landslide a commin) and down comes a pyramid display of something in boxes. I think it was that cold and flu powder you mix in hot water? Ya, I pretty much went red faced, apologized and ran with two boys in tow. Did our shopping (barely) and came back for the prescription. Can someone tell me WHY it takes 20 minutes to put 5 little pills in a bottle and label it?!? W H Y ! ? ! ? Anyhoo, so we're standing at the pharmacy counter and my boys are now TOTALLY wild and out of control and I'm using every fiber of my being not to snap! By the end I had one by the ear, one sitting on the floor screaming and the pharmacist looks at me as she hands me my little baggy and asks "Are you sure you want these? They don't expire for quite a while so you can take some time to think about it" end quote. I almost died of embarassment! I felt like the Mother of Satan himself!