So, after reading Pixiedust's post, I thought Id share my funny.

Ds #2 (who's eight) and I were watching TLC's A Baby Story a couple of days ago.  The cute little girl was born with a huge head full of black hair.  Justin asked me, "Mom, when Jaek (ds #3) was born did he have hair?"  I said, "Well yea, a little but not near as much as that baby."  He replied with, "Oh!  Well, it sure must have tickled having hair come out of your butt!"

I nearly choked on my coffee!!   

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! My 5 year old asked me how my baby was going to come out of my tummy. He explained that he had a penis. I told him that mommy did not have a penis. He thought for a minute and said "you have a hole down there somewhere mom?" I tried so hard not to laugh at him :)

SOOOOOOOO Funny!!!

LOL my kids asked me if dd was going to come out of my butt too  i agree kids say the craziest things