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There's nothing more gross than...
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fishing little baby poops out of a bathtub filled with water. Ugh, why couldn't he wait? Does anyone have something to top that? How gross can we get? 
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Ewwwwwwwwww.... My baby is yet to do that - but I am sure it will happen one day!
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LOL One day in Ava's infant tub she pooped and it turned into a huge tub of mustard looking water in a matter of a few seconds. Another day I was holding her naked getting ready to put her in the tub and she pooped on me, and all over the floor....then peed....
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My kids have never done that to me .............BUT I know that my DH has done that to his mom................LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh wait....did I actually laugh out loud............Oh yes I did!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAROLYN, mommy to
My family is complete.....whether I like it or not........... FORMERLY know as CarolynWantsPink
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Yes there is...I have a grosser story...
I remember being about 4 years old and taking a bath with my friend and his younger sibling (about 1 or 1-1/2 years old). Well, the baby pooped in the tub with us in it and didn't say anything. We noticed the floaties and screamed. It is a moment forever etched into my mind. EWWWWWW. 
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karasita09
It's 3 of a kind for me...GULP...
The Rustbelt
Joined 11-15-2008
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Having my 4 yr.old throw-up chocolate milk and whole hot dog slices and then having to clean it up while it was still warm. I can handle baby grossness, but toddler and big kid grossness..not so much..especially barf...gag.
 2003 another due in April
2005  5/15/09
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Karasita, yeah that is gross.
I remember on my honeymoon we were in Jamaica and opted to do the romantic horseback riding. The tour guide led us into the ocean on horseback, as you may have seen on the commerials. What you don't see is when the horse in front of you poops and it's coming at you and everyone's screaming, trying to maneuver their horses around it! LOL
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 julietdreams: What you don't see is when the horse in front of you poops and it's coming at you and everyone's screaming, trying to maneuver their horses around it! LOL
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2006  2009
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when my dd was first born I still did not have most of the things I needed to "care" for her.. so I filledl up the bathtub .. get in so that if I was sitting with my kneeds bent up the water just started to hit my tummy.. then I took her and put her facing me on my legs.. this was working great!! till she pooped that new baby poop all over me!!! yeah.... that wasn't cool.. I went and bought a baby bath that afternoon.
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AprilMay
Teens and a toddler--the best of both worlds?
Pac NW
Joined 05-24-2007
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We were riding elephants through the jungle of northern Thailand when the elephant in front of us (holding DH and my oldest son) stopped, lifted his tail and have you ever seen elephant diarrhea? Tristan was on the elephant with me and he yelled "OH NO IT IS POOPING!!" so loud that it echoed through the jungle and flocks of frightened birds lifted into the air. My husband always gives Caden a lecture before he gives him a bath. "No brown floaties!" he tells him.
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Nothing is grosser than puking while in the bathtub.. especially when this person realizes too late, and can't make it over the edge. Then standing up in it, waiting for it to drain so she can clean herself off with the shower hose. THEN crying for hubby because it's clogged the drain, and he's sitting there with a bowl and a strainer spoon thingy trying to scoop it all out, and she's still stuck there with puke all over her. DISGUSTING. Won't say who.. but let's just say she full on sobbed for a good half hour afterwards, and decided that she never wants to be pregnant again.
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AprilMay - That's funny he scared the birds away :)
Decemberbaby - I'm so sorry. What an awful experience...and a great DH for doing that!
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karasita09
It's 3 of a kind for me...GULP...
The Rustbelt
Joined 11-15-2008
Posts 125
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julietdreams:
Karasita, yeah that is gross.
I remember on my honeymoon we were in Jamaica and opted to do the romantic horseback riding. The tour guide led us into the ocean on horseback, as you may have seen on the commerials. What you don't see is when the horse in front of you poops and it's coming at you and everyone's screaming, trying to maneuver their horses around it! LOL
Oh man, sounds super gross, but I definately had to chuckle...good one!
2003 another due in April 2005 5/15/09
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I put both my boys in the bath together last week for the first time, ds2 decides to do a big pee in the bath, ds1 says "it's OK Mum, he only pee'd down his end"
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expectingnumberfour:
I put both my boys in the bath together last week for the first time, ds2 decides to do a big pee in the bath, ds1 says "it's OK Mum, he only pee'd down his end"
LOL! I love what comes out of kids mouths!
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