Re: One Liners for us oldies

oh4agirl — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 08:49:05 GMT

Too funny jjn. My in-laws are always going to the specialist and the drs and blah blah blah. They really revolve their lives around it and I think they enjoy it. I can't ever imagine enjoying a visit to the doctors, but they are old and lonely

One Liners for us oldies

jjn — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:08:58 GMT

You know you are over the hill when:

You find yourself beginning to like accordion music.
You're sitting on a park bench and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.
Your underware starts creeping up on you--and you enjoy it.
You light the candles on your birthday cake and a group of campers form a circle & start singing "Kumbaya"
When the birthday candles cost more than the cake.
Someone compliments you on your layered look --and you are wearing a bikini.
You wonder why you waited so long to take up macrame.
Your back goes out more than you do.
Your insurance company has started sending their free calendars -- a month at a time.
At cafeterias, you complain that the jello is too tough.
One of the throw pillows on your bed is a hot-water bottle.
You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
You think the Weather channel's just the neatest thing.
Lawn care has become a big thing in your life.
You find your self singing along with elevator music.
When getting a little action means your prune juice is working.
You start saying "I'm not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years experience"!

Mature Mamas

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