I need to train him to blurt it out to the obnoxious buttheads instead.
Yes, and then share with the rest of us your training techniques so we can do this with our children as well!!!
That way, when somebody decided to make a rude comment, my adorable son could make a rude comment right back, and I would get the lovely satisfaction of looking them in the eye, simply shrugging and raising an eyebrow...I mean if a kid is saying it to you, it's honest & you had it coming. Kind of like when my ds2 tells me I'm squishy....